Around 4am Bobby, guitar slung on his back, will come out of his RV sounding an air horn and yelling something terrible has happened.
He will gather everyone on a circle in the parking lot.
Bobby, "I just got terrible news on the short wave and...." He wipes his eyes.
"I don't know if you all are catholic, or baptist, or muslim, or buddhists, or just atheists but, right now, right now I'd ask that we set aside those differences and just join together...just for a moment least. I...I'll just sing a little song I just wrote and feel free to hold hands and join in and maybe we'll be heard out there...."
"...This is about a man
A man's man
A man I met one day in the desert.
A man that was a friend of mine.
Well you could punch his nose
you could bust his lip
you could break his arm
you could, shoot his hip
he could, jump from a train
fall under a bus
get hit by a car
and, pick himself back up
and, he'd dust off
and do it all again
or, he would
jump from a plane
with nowhere to land
He could fall from a window
into the street
or fall 100 stories
and, land on his feet.
He could dive into fire
He had a hole in his spleen.
He had, 17 fractures
along his back
He had two busted kidneys
and a bruised ball sack.
He'd sit and soak
in the desert heat
He had six ex-wives
and a, Cadillac
it had no AC
and no spare in the back.
He was missing a rib
He had a plate in his head
He kept all his money
Under his bed.
Well he could, drive a car
into a wall
Or drive on two wheels
into a wall
Or, leap from a burning car
into a wall
or, roll a car
into a wall
and one time he was blown up
inside a mall
He'd jump from a balcony
Railing or post
Get hit in the face
or kicked in
his asshole
He fell down stairs
He fell, under a train
He fell, into traffic
He fell, onto a grenade
You could, shoot him with a cannon
Push him off a cliff
Hit him with a bat
Hit him with a brick
you could punch his nose
you could bust his lip
you could break his arm
you could, shoot his hip
He'd get right back up
Dust himself off
and you'd say
there he goes, that man is a man
He is known as a man's man
He was Frank Falco
Frank Falcooooo
I'm talking about Frank Falcooooo
Frank Falco
He was Frank Falco
His name was, Frank Falcooooo
Everyone come on
He was Frank Falco
Frank Falcooooo
I'm talking about Frank Falcooooo
Frank Falco
He was Frank Falco
His name was, Frank Falcooooo
you could punch his nose
you could bust his lip
you could break his arm
you could, shoot his hip
He was Frank Falco
I'm singing about Frank Falco
Come on Frank Falco
He was Frank Falcooooo....
And I'm going to miss that man
Frank Falcoooooo
Frank Falcoooooo
Frank Falcoooooo
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